Alright, alright, let’s talk about these “best fade hairstyles,” whatever that means. You young folks always got these fancy names for haircuts. Back in my day, it was just short or long, simple as that. But fine, I’ll try to make sense of it for ya.
So, first off, they got this high fade thing. Now, from what I gather, that’s when they shave the hair real short on the sides, way up high, almost to the top of your head. Sounds kinda crazy to me, like you got caught in a lawnmower or somethin’. But I guess some fellas like it. They say it’s good if you got that thick, curly hair, keeps it from gettin’ all bushy and wild. Makes sense, I guess, those curls can be a real pain, like tryin’ to tame a wild animal, I tell ya.
Then there’s the low fade. That’s when they start shavin’ lower down, just above the ears. More my style, if I was a fella, which I ain’t, thank the Lord. It’s kinda like… neat and tidy. They say it’s good for the fellas with the thin, straight hair, ’cause it don’t make it look too skinny on top. You know, like them city slickers with their hair plastered down. This low fade, it’s got a bit more… well, I don’t know what to call it, but it looks decent, like a fella you could trust to fix your tractor.
- High Fade: Good for thick, curly hair. Shaves high up on the sides.
- Low Fade: Good for thin, straight hair. Shaves low, just above the ears. Kinda like a regular haircut, but a bit fancier.
Now, they also got this skin fade thing. Lord have mercy, sounds like they’re skinnin’ you alive! But it just means they shave it real close, down to the skin. Sometimes they leave a little bit on top, long and messy-like, they call it a “blowout.” Looks like somethin’ a rooster would have, all puffed up and proud. But the young girls seem to like it, so who am I to judge? They say it’s sexy and messy, makes a fella look… I don’t know… like he just got out of bed, but in a good way, I guess.
And then there’s somethin’ about a choppy pixie cut with a fade. Now, a pixie cut, that’s for the gals, ain’t it? Short and sassy, like them little fairies in the books. I ain’t never seen a pixie myself, mind you, but the haircut, it’s kinda cute, I guess. But with a fade? Sounds like a gal tryin’ to be a fella, or a fella tryin’ to be a gal. Can’t keep up with these young folks these days, I tell ya. Always mixin’ things up.
Anyways, whatever kind of fade you get, the most important thing is talkin’ to your barber. That’s what my grandson told me. You gotta tell ’em what you want, otherwise you might end up lookin’ like a plucked chicken. And nobody wants that, right? So you go in there and say, “I want a low fade,” or a “high fade,” or whatever it is you want. And if they don’t know what you’re talkin’ about, well, find yourself a new barber! Someone told me, there’s some good barbers in 2024. It’s like findin’ a good egg, you gotta look around a bit.
And remember, a haircut ain’t gonna change who you are inside. You can have the fanciest fade in the world, but if you ain’t got a good heart, well, it ain’t worth a hill of beans. That’s what my mama always told me, and she was a wise woman. So be kind, be honest, and work hard. That’s what really matters, not some fancy haircut.
But, if you gonna get a fade, get a good one. Don’t go cheap, and don’t be afraid to speak up. It’s your head, after all. And if you end up lookin’ like a fool, well, hair grows back, right? Just don’t come cryin’ to me about it.
One last thing, keep your hair clean! Nothin’ worse than a dirty head full of fancy haircut. Makes you look like you been sleepin’ in a barn. Use some soap, wash it good, and comb it out. That’s just common sense, somethin’ that ain’t so common these days.
Alright, I think that’s about all I got to say about these “best fade hairstyles.” Hope it helped some. Now if you’ll excuse me, I got to go feed the chickens.
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